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I have a twin sister *moi name's SHERRY!!!*, yeah, Sherry, who'll probably be sharing this account with me.

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Hobbies: Eating, Sleeping, Reading, Volleyball, Taekwondo (brown belt) * "I'm Brown!!" yells Sherry*
Things I do with my spare time: read Fanfictions>>especially Harry Potter ones. The writers there are just so kewl. Anyone who hasn'theard of it before should really go to www.fanfiction.net and check it out!
I've also written a few chapters of Harry Potter fanfiction myself, and if anyone is interested, go to http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=443455 and have a look around.
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Twingirl @ 2005-08-06 12:40

Typhoon Matsa is raging outside while I write this. I guess there's nothing to be afraid of....as long as I'm inside the house, or in a car. But the statistics are a bit disturbing nonetheless: 75 mph, wind level 7-11 (with highest level as 12)....and all Shanghai airports closed down, all flights suspended/canceled.

Not good at all. I'm snug at home...watching and listening to the poor trees outside swaying about helplessly in the wind, leaves rattling, making sounds like ocean waves. What about those poor people that are stuck out there, stranded and schocked after being told that their flight has been cancelled and have no idea when they can come back?

It's a disturbing thought really, because ma petite soeur who was scheduled to be back today, but with all that raging wind....I really don't when she'll make it back. Getting a little worried actually. It's been a whole week since I last heard from her. Don't know if she's okay or not. (she'd BETTER be)

Well...guess the only thing I can do is wait. Wait for the typhoon to go away....and wait for ma soeur to reply me....



 
Twingirl @ 2005-08-06 00:27

Ever had two voices talking...no, arguing, in your head? The Angel vs. the Demon? Well, I talked to myself once, on MSN. Yes....seriously. Irene came over to my house on last Thursday. I opened both Windows Messenger and MSN 7.0 on my computer. So, both of our accounts were logged on. Later, Irene and Sherry went off to walk the dog. So I just sat down, and started a self conversation....
*just for fun, imagine the me--Enjoy Ur summer--talking with a posh British accent*
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
!*!*!TwInGuR: hi
!*!*!TwInGuR: wuts up?
enjoy ur sum: hey
!*!*!TwInGuR: lol, i'm talking to myself now
!*!*!TwInGuR: isn't that quaint?
enjoy ur sum: yes i'm sure it is~....
!*!*!TwInGuR: it's exciting really
enjoy ur sum: well...only someone as perversed as u nutcase
          would do something like that and claim it to be    'really
          exciting'
!*!*!TwInGuR: don't u think it's exciting too?
enjoy ur sum: and WHY...pray tell, would i think it
          exciting too?
enjoy ur sum: just for ur info..i'm not a nutcase
!*!*!TwInGuR: yeah u are
enjoy ur sum: o really?
!*!*!TwInGuR: yes
enjoy ur sum: pray tell
!*!*!TwInGuR: cuz ur ME
enjoy ur sum: *long suffering sigh*
!*!*!TwInGuR: and therein lies the problem
enjoy ur sum: excusez-moi...i'm a PART of you
!*!*!TwInGuR: but u are me....can't deny that
!*!*!TwInGuR: and...b/c ur me, ur talking to urself
          right now too
!*!*!TwInGuR: so that means u are a nutcase...like
          me...too
enjoy ur sum: ...
!*!*!TwInGuR: out of words are you? *evil smirk*
enjoy ur sum: ....u..u..u imbecile
!*!*!TwInGuR: ho ho ho....don't call yourself imbecile
enjoy ur sum: i'm only refering this to YOU
!*!*!TwInGuR: not possilbe...only if u can prove that ur
          not me
!*!*!TwInGuR: which is not possible
!*!*!TwInGuR: cuz we ARE the same person
!*!*!TwInGuR: muhahahahah
enjoy ur sum: ...-_-...i hate you, good bye, won't bother
          to talk to you ever again
!*!*!TwInGuR: with pleasure, au revoir
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
......aaaannnd, tis the extent of my madness...



 
Twingirl @ 2005-08-06 00:20

Summer Holidays 5

Someone had the decency to forward this to me. I found it totally hilarious!!  

It's called '20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity'

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your  Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
Hair Dryer At Passing  Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The  Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You  To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries
with That.

4.Put Your  Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5.Put Decaf In The  Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine  Addictions,
Switch To Espresso.

6.In The Memo Field Of All  Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your  sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any  punctuation

9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than  Walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a  serious
face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To  Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry  Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting  Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't  Attend Their
Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16.  Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I  Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking  lot,
Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"


19.  Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going  
To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To  Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This E-mail To Someone  To Make Them Smile. It's Called therapy!
...........................................
.............................

I've certainly become crazy enough to try out this thing, In Accordance With The Prophecy. Hmm....my next aim is to do number 3, In Accordance With The Prophecy....hahahahaha, In Accordance With The Prophecy.



 
Twingirl @ 2005-02-24 10:14

I sympathize with all of you nine graders out there. It's a hard year for all of you. Even though I have the fortune of not having to go through the national high school enrolment test, ninth grade with all of my afterschool activities and stuff, is proving to be a challenge.

So here is the motto of the year (hopefully. I might change my mind later):

"Work hard, play hard!"



 
Twingirl @ 2004-11-17 21:49

This is my second composition for English class.

Magical Realism—My Grandmother the Seer

As a true Seer, my formidable grandmother was famous in town. She, along with her Eye, had the power to search far and wide past the thick veils of Present, and into the distant Future. Her fortune telling was flawless: be it Tarot Card Reading, or Palm Reading, etc. However, grandmother’s specialty lies in the mysterious art of Crystal Ball Gazing. For someone who did not possess the powers to See, the Crystal Ball was nothing but an ordinary marble swelled into the size of a mini-basketball so famous among young children nowadays. Bright and colorful swirls twisted and turned inside the globe, illuminating the dark depths of her canopy. Many times, I stared longingly into the crystal globe, attempting to look past the incomprehensible yet breath-taking beautiful swirls, trying to find a shadow, or a flicker of an image that would reveal the unknown Future to me. Of course, no solution came from those long hours of gazing, or more like staring into the Crystal Ball until my eyes watered with pain.
Grandmother’s reputation grew; and with it her name, Rolena Graywitch. She became Rolena the Seer, Rolena the Wise, and even Graywitch—the Medium through Present and Future. People from all over the world flocked to our little town in the middle of Pennsylvania, just to have their palms read, or to draw a few tarots cards from a pile. Our town soon became a tourist’s attraction, and the once empty streets soon filled up with out-of-towners. Economy boomed. The Mayor was so happy he even awarded grandmother a Crystal Ball shaped trophy for the “Most Contribution to The Town’s Economy” award.
Occasionally, I, out of boredom, would stand in front of the entrance to grandmother’s workplace, which was increasing in space rapidly as days passed, and watch the people’s different expressions as they exited the dark canopy, their future having been foretold. Some wore gleeful expressions on their faces as they strode out, grinning widely, while some not so fortunate people trudged out, looking as if it was the End of the World.
Despite all, it was rare to see grandmother Crystal Ball Gazing for the out-of-town customers. If said customers should demand it, she would charge them exceedingly high. A local town’s person only needed to pay grandmother twenty dollars, but an out-of-towner was required to pay two hundred dollars minimum for a Crystal Ball Gazing session. Out of curiosity, I asked her why she only Gazed for the local townspeople.
I remembered her, that day, dressed in her Seer’s entire splendor, gazing at me calmly, and said, “Just like everything else in the universe, new things are born and the old expires. I am aging, and with me, my Eye. There is only so much Crystal Ball Gazing my Eye can handle until it expires. When that happens, no longer will I be able to See. So now, I only Gaze for those I hold dearest, and to those I am close to.”
“Then why don’t you Gaze and see exactly when the Eye will expire? This way, you’ll have a control over things,” I inquired.
“No.” she replied, shaking her head. “What will come will come. I do not have the power to alter that. It is only a matter of time until my Eye expires, so why waste a chance to Gaze for something more useful? I treat every one of my Gazing as though it is my last.”
“But—” I started, but was cut off by a customer entering the canopy.
“All in due time. Remember what I said, dear,” grandmother emphasized, and to my surprise her Eye looked at me and winked. It was a very subtle wink, like a flicker of a shadow, a mirage in the desert. For a flash, it was there, but it was gone before I could clearly register it.  
I was lost in thought, or rather, a jumble of thoughts as I tread outside the canopy. Why did she want me to remember what she said? Was it something she Saw? *And did her Eye just wink at me?
“All in due time,” grandmother’s words echoed again through my mind.
I sighed once, frustratingly, and trudged back home. Little did I know, the Eye was staring at me the whole time I stood thinking by the entrance.
The next few days rushed passed with a fury of homework deadlines and exam preparations. I did not give my encounter with grandmother another thought. It was on the Saturday before the week examinations start, that I considered relaxing for one day and visit grandmother. Walking lightly, I arrived at her canopy…or where the canopy had always stood, until now.
Gone was the black tent that had held all of grandmother’s little table, her Crystal Ball, her Tarot Cards, and all her other Seer’s instruments. Gone were the black curtains covering the entrance that fluttered like bat’s wings in the wind and more importantly, gone was my grandmother, Rolena the Wise.
I ran back home, my heart pounding loudly in my ribcages. I burst through the front door panting heavily. Lo and behold, sitting in the lounge talking jovially with mother was—
“Grandma!” I exclaimed, surprised and bewildered at the same time.
“Ah, my dear, you are just in time,” mother said lightly. “Your grandmother was just telling me how she feels she needs to retire from her Prophesying job in the park. No offense Rolena, but I was never the one to believe in those future-telling crap.”
“None taken, dear,” grandmother replied with a smile.
“Well, why don’t you two talk while I go prepare dinner? It’s roast beef and mashed potatoes tonight,” mother sang and skipped out of the room.
Solemnly, I turned to face her. Grandmother did the same, fixing both of her eyes on me, looking at me intently. I frowned even more.
“Why the long face, dear?” she inquired.
“Grandma, your Eye…it’s expired, hasn’t it?” I asked even though I knew the answer already.
“Ah, and so it has,” she replied pleasantly.
“But how can you be so calm about this?” I asked. “Your Eye has been a part of you and your magical powers for years!”
“And why mustn’t I remain calm?” she said back, still in an unnervingly calm way. “ Loss is inevitable. I admit that I will miss my powers greatly. However, there is nothing to regret, for I used my Eye’s powers to the fullest, and people shall always remember it. And to that, I am content.”
“Whose—” I was about to ask but grandmother cut in.
“And I’m afraid you must do the same, my dear,” she said, this time solemnly.
I stared at her, feeling confused.
“Last night, I Gazed into my Crystal Ball,” grandmother put on a low misty voice she used with her customers, ‘to increase the effect’ she once told me, “and I Saw that you, my dear, in the not so far future will experience a great loss. You will feel extremely sad, but because of a preaching from a highly formidable old lady, you will get over the loss quickly.”
“And pray tell what the loss is going to be?” I asked, smirking slightly.
“All in due time, dear. Remember what I said,” was all she replied with another wink. This time, it was not so subtle.
It wasn’t until eight months later that I finally found out what my great loss was…at grandmother’s funeral. As I watched the coffin being carried past, all of grandmother’s words of wisdom floated through my head, as if a tape recorder was playing in my head.
“All in due time.” I muttered, and sighed.
“What was that?” mother, who stood beside me, asked.
“Nothing,” was all I replied, pleasantly.

~~The End~~

* Footnote: The Eye is a medium through Present and Future, so usually when not being used, it is ‘suspended’ between Present and Future. In other words, it is not looking anywhere specific. And so, the Eye always has a faraway look to it. Usually it should not look straight at you, and much less, even capable of winking.



 
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